NAME: Anonymous (please)
ADDRESS: I’m standing right next to you
OBJECTIVE: The truth about God. A purpose for my life.
Also would like to work in an area of friendship and safety. Open to the idea of a small group or church.
PRIOR POSITIONS:
· Present: Sinner (but nothing awful – well maybe in 2007 but not much else)
· 2008 to 2015: Establishing Myself (job; spouse; hobbies; bank account; 401K)
· 1986 to 2008: Student – I was taught what the world had to offer – I picked what looked good to me
· 1981 to present: Family member – I’ve held the position but haven’t done much with it
SPECIAL SKILLS:
· Have become adept at smiling when in pain
· Can conceal the empty space in my soul unless caught off guard
· Technically savvy
· Am able to make small talk about dozens of topics
· Stress management
· Health management
· Financial management
References available upon request.
I’m hoping someone out there has a position for me because right now I’m feeling pretty desperate. Life seems empty. I’m afraid of aging and death.
Thanks for your consideration.
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